YES SIR! ...... Is this your lucky day? ....... Do we have somethin' to get the old ticker workin'? ............. You-betchum we do! ........ That dinkum deal that you've been itchin' for baby!

Fully tricked out "Big Mal" ............ a whole hour o' airtime ............ yesum that's rite honey - ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! ........... and it available soon! ..............

With all the best slippery gear ....... and BIG DISCOUNT ......... this beautiful "one-of-a-kind" sky machine is being offered by an "Ex-Mafia" hit-man ............. at a "deal you can't refuse!"

Colours?..........hmmmm ..... unknown? ............... but see for yourself when the blood's washed off.

So rush to the phone today .......... get in early and beat the rush!!!!!!!!!

Phona-dis-fella .......... Alan - 0434 882 834.

If this all seems just to good to be true just speakum to young Chestie (famous local "kite-flogger and bitchin' sky hound) ............... He setum you rite baby.